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techniciantraveller:

skylark-in-the-park:

deadniggastorageunit:

lyriciss:

Genius.

Oh god I am delirious…. 

Hahaha!

I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

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rnoxen:

Artist: Joel Thomas
Card Name: Granny’s Payback
Card Number: no 99
Card Text: You gain life equal to your age.
Community Rating: 4 to 4.99
Converted Mana Cost: 8
Expansion: Unhinged
Flavor Text: R&D Comments
BB 10/10: Why does a life-gaining card show an old lady killing people?
MR (10/10/03): We’ll fix it in the flavor text.
Mana Cost: [7][Green]
Rarity: Uncommon
Types: Sorcery

rnoxen:

  • Artist: Joel Thomas
  • Card Name: Granny’s Payback
  • Card Number: no 99
  • Card Text: You gain life equal to your age.
  • Community Rating: 4 to 4.99
  • Converted Mana Cost: 8
  • Expansion: Unhinged
  • Flavor Text: R&D Comments BB 10/10: Why does a life-gaining card show an old lady killing people? MR (10/10/03): We’ll fix it in the flavor text.
  • Mana Cost: [7][Green]
  • Rarity: Uncommon
  • Types: Sorcery

The Girl Who Has Never Been On A Nice Date

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alradeck:

Next token for the prerelease is a 3/4 bird with a prison shank. :)

alradeck:

Next token for the prerelease is a 3/4 bird with a prison shank. :)

(via mtg-talk)

rnoxen:

Artist: Dominick Domingo
Card Name: Crucible of Fire
Card Number: no 139
Card Text: Dragon creatures you control get +3/+3.
Community Rating: 3 to 3.99
Converted Mana Cost: 4
Expansion: Magic 2015 Core Set
Flavor Text: “The dragon is a perfect marriage of power and the will to use it.”
—Sarkhan Vol
Mana Cost: [3][Red]
Rarity: Rare
Types: Enchantment

rnoxen:

Mom: Put the TV lower
Me: Or just go to sleep faster

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

lizzie doesnt fuck around


Shut her down

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

lizzie doesnt fuck around

Shut her down

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pomegranateandivy:

I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.

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operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!
I love a mystery!
Please share this photo!

operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!

I love a mystery!

Please share this photo!

(via mydrunkkitchen)

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